Gift...Guide?
Gift guides are always puzzling to me. As I write this, it is November 29th and I feel behind. Not for any logical reasons other than because marketing and commercials have made me feel like the holiday party has started without me. The ads have not explicitly said- YOU ARE BEHIND- but the sheer image of happy, energetic people dressed in red and white, packages wrapped under perfect Christmas trees in homes with floor to ceiling windows decked out with lights and snow, and the sales that “won’t last” all contribute to my feeling behind.
In urgency, I turn to Gift Guides
by the “experts.” For my Mother the options generally go something like: gourmet
cookies from a bakery in New York, an edible gift which will last about a week;
slippers, which she already has a well-loved pair; a gift given in her name,
which my Mother will not be impressed; a $300 cashmere turtleneck that I wouldn’t
even spend on myself. None of those particularly jump out at me. For Dad, there
are gadgets, knives, fancy shaving kits, tools, and, again, slippers. Gift
guides for Sisters are a little more fun, although I do not have a sister. For Brothers,
my options are make-your-own beer kit or organically grown coffee beans, only
he buys cheap beer and drinks Folgers, a coffee table book about world’s best
guitarists, but I’m pretty sure he’d re-gift that, a tacky board game he’d never
play, or saltwater taffy from Maine he will never eat. It’s no wonder I feel a
bit lost. But what would I do differently if I had a huge following and could
devise a gift guide? I ponder this.
For Mothers: plants she can
transplant to her garden or that will slowly bloom in the house with little to
no care, books if she likes to read, cookbooks if she likes to cook, memoirs or
biographies if she likes people, particularly famous people, things to keep her
warm and safe in winter, save the jewelry for Mother’s Day or her birthday, and
if she’s adventurous one of those posh subscription boxes.
For Dads: Keep it practical. Get
what he’s into because most men don’t like new things to try. Does he fish?
Play tennis? Read? Maybe he also needs something to keep him warm or safe in
winter? Throw in some fudge or cookies or liquor but save the sappy stuff, like
pictures of the grandchildren or monogramed stationary, for Father’s Day or his
birthday.
For Sisters, if you have even an
ounce of anything in common, buy her what you would want her to get you. And if
you are completely different people, buy her what she would want you to buy
her. Or so I’ve heard.
For Brothers, call him and ask
him what he needs or wants. He will tell you. He will also tell you what not to
get him and be prepared if he asks for cash. And if you decide to get him cash,
save all of your Amazon boxes and make him open box after box, nesting doll
style, until he gets to the final tiny box to find his Ben Franklin, or
Alexander Hamilton, or however much you can afford to get him.
I ponder more, and conclude, that
no one would want to read this Gift Guide even if it is honest to a fault, because
we like to browse and see the shiny possibilities that we would never come up
with ourselves. We might begin to believe that we need matching turtlenecks or
plaid pajamas or any number of ideas those images and ads are selling, but in
the end, the people I love and the people I buy gifts for are just regular
people who aren’t going to turn into beer craftsman or part from his Mach Three
razor he has shaved with for over thirty years. And that is okay. Although
we’ll never quit buying gifts for one another, we know deep down the holidays
are about the things that truly last: people and love. Sometimes the gifts are
not Gift Guide worthy, but the real gift is you, and her, and him, and being at
the table.
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